My dad wanted to sing barbershop, but he couldn’t cut it, so he started cutting hair. Ha! He gave me a haircut over lunch today. It was great but the soup was a little hairy.
Now usually nobody says anything when I get a haircut. Either they don’t notice or maybe think I was in some sort of accident. Actually someone was concerned I had as operation after one of my dad’s cuts. Today my 5 year old son remarked, “hey dad, you got a haircut!” And I said, “Thanks for noticing.” And he said, “Yeah, you look weird.”
I should mention my dad is accepting new clients. Don’t order the soup.